Pussy Factory Orientation

Be advised: PF Workers United, Local 44 (Denver Chapter) is hereby chartered, and its inaugural meeting convenes later this month. Authorize communications on the card below and your file opens to the full dispatch.
Orientation convenes July 31, open to the floor — but the hall holds only so many. Sign your card and your file opens with a members-only perk: an exclusive discount toward the Grand Opening, convening later this fiscal year. Undecided? Cross the picket line and read the full order of business — presenters and all — without signing.