New-Hire Orientation — Module 01

Pussy Factory

A division is now being assembled. Fiscal year MMXXVI.

Per company policy, all interested parties must pre-enroll before operations commence. Complete the form below and your file will be opened for review. You will receive one (1) notification the day the doors open.

Attendance is encouraged. Refreshments will not be provided.

Employee Pre‑Enrollment Form PF‑617

All submissions processed in accordance with company policy. No solicitation.

A representative of management seated at the boardroom table, awaiting your enrollment.

Fig. 1 — Management awaits your arrival.