Pussy Factory, Inc. The Pussy FactoryIncorporated · Est. MMXXVI Form PF‑617 · Orientation
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New-Hire Orientation — Module 02 · Restricted

Pussy Factory's first event

Inter-Office Memorandum · Pussy Factory, Inc.

You're invited — Orientation

FromThe Organizing Committee ToAll Personnel, Present & Prospective ReRecognition of the Shop Floor ClassConfidential // Eyes Only
WhatOrientation — our first event WhenFriday, July 31 · 10 PM – 2 AM WhereXbar · 629 E Colfax Ave, Denver WhoMeangirl · back-to-back with four guest DJs

Pussy Factory Orientation

Orientation First Event

Pussy Factory Workers United  ·  Local 44

Pussy Factory, Inc.  ·  First Event

An organized shop is hereby declared. Fiscal year MMXXVI.

Friday, July 31 · Xbar, Denver · Doors 10 PM.

Be advised: PF Workers United, Local 44 (Denver Chapter) is hereby chartered, and its inaugural meeting convenes later this month. Authorize communications on the card below and your file opens to the full dispatch.

Ready to hop on the production line at the Pussy Factory? PF Workers Union Local 44 (Denver) is now chartered and holds its inaugural meeting later this month. Authorize communications from Pussy Factory with the form to unlock the full informational updates.

Orientation convenes July 31, open to the floor — but the hall holds only so many. Sign your card and your file opens with a members-only perk: an exclusive discount toward the Grand Opening, convening later this fiscal year. Undecided? Cross the picket line and read the full order of business — presenters and all — without signing.

Orientation is July 31 and open to the public, but capacity is limited. Sign up and you'll get an exclusive discount on our Grand Opening later this year — plus event updates. Still deciding? You can view the full lineup and presenters below without signing up.

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  4. QuorumYou + 43 others
  1. WhenFriday, July 31
  2. TimeDoors 10 PM · until 2 AM
  3. WhereXbar · 629 E Colfax Ave, Denver
  4. LineupMeangirl B2B with four guest DJs · one stage
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Order of the Day · Local 44

Event details

Orientation & the Inaugural Chapter Meeting

Orientation

When
Friday, 07.31 · Doors 10 PM — 2 AM. Clock in on time; doors seal behind you.
Where
Xbar — 629 E Colfax Ave, Denver, CO. Level 1 access only.
Convened by
The Organizing Committee & the Operations Bureau
Quorum
You and 43 others in good standing
Standing order
Induction is not optional. Obedience is the only qualification.
When
Friday, July 31 · Doors 10 PM – 2 AM. Come on time — doors close.
Where
Xbar — 629 E Colfax Ave, Denver, CO. Level 1 access only.
Lineup
One stage — Meangirl back-to-back with four guest DJs.
Capacity
You and about 43 others.
Good to know
21+ · no phones, no photos.

The Lineup — one stage, all night

Time

Keynote · all night

Guest DJs · back to back

  1. Pussy FactoryEmployee ID

    Knoll

    @djknoll.303
    No. K4Q‑7X2

  2. Pussy FactoryEmployee ID

    Pulse Ctrl

    @pulse_ctrl
    No. 7R3‑QD5

  3. Pussy FactoryEmployee ID

    Bimbofied

    @itsbimbofied
    No. 2M9‑VT6

  4. Pussy FactoryEmployee ID

    Vikita

    @vvvikitaaa
    No. 6H1‑LN4
No PhonesNo PicturesNo NamesNo Problem

This event may include high volume, strobe lights, sweat, and total submission. Enter at your own risk. Clock in. Lock in. Surrender.

Order of Business

  1. ICall to order & roll of the shop.Doors sealed behind you. Late entries entered into the record.00:00
  2. IISounding of the floor — the music program.Meangirl holds the one stage all night, back-to-back with four guest DJs until close.00:10
  3. IIIOld business — the boardroom question.Management has been notified. Management is aware.01:00
  4. IVRefreshments.Struck from the agenda per company policy.—
  5. VAdjournment.The work continues.02:00

Articles of Organization

  • Article I — Recognition. The shop floor is the bargaining unit. There is no floor without it.
  • Article II — Hazard pay. Emotional labor is labor. It is compensated accordingly.
  • Article III — The last word. Every member retains the inalienable right to it.
  • Article IV — The spotlight. Held in common; assigned by the chapter, never seized.
  • Article V — No scabs, no narcs, no exceptions. Ratified by acclamation.
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